The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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