You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
nutella sex= disaster
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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