no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Semen is not good for contacts.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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