He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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