No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
