Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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