I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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