Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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