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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah, where have you been?

(407): View more from Florida

Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder

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(807): View more from Ontario

Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables

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(248): View more from Michigan

5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.

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(613): View more from Ontario

on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window

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(925): View more from California

All I want is tacobeell and your body

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that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i think i just naturally attract stoners

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