ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize