I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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