On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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