If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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