Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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