At least make sure they are 18
Why
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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