I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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