I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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