walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You ruined the universe
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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