In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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