The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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