Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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