i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just had sex bonerless
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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