oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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