Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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