If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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