i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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