its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
