so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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