Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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