Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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