I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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