Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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