I've blown a few things in my day
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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