thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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