East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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