i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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