I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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