Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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