Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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