I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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