Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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