i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Even my vagina gasped.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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