You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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