never play flip cup with pint glasses
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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