I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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