Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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