can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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