Rock
Scissors
Fuck
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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