i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it glows. i had to have it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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