So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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