I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
