I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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