I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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